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Old December 4th, 2012, 02:00 PM   #2356
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Who would have ever thought that the next world war would begin in Syria?
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Old December 5th, 2012, 06:40 AM   #2357
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What's it called when you love a mechanical object? Besides "screwed up?"

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Old December 12th, 2012, 07:00 AM   #2358
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Old December 12th, 2012, 07:13 AM   #2359
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Oooh, noooo!

When did this happen?
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Old December 12th, 2012, 09:01 PM   #2360
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Recovering from sinus surgery is a bloody, nasty thing. Flushing clotted bloody bits out of your nostril nostrils with salt water, until your nose feels like it's dragged on gravel.

But I'll tell you something here, Hydrocodone is what you want and I have been given a big bottle of it. I can't say that it reduces any pain, but it definitely makes you feel good. It can cause itching, narcotic itching, you'll be scratching your balls and your head and your ass, but what you need to have with what is is, blah blah, Hydrocodone, what you do is tale a couple of Benedryl. That addresses the itching, so that's in that past. Have a few beers, relax and take in some television programming. I'm watching a history show that is lasting for quite a ewhile.

My Nicky wife has made a chickien pie for dinner, which has been cooking for four fucking hours. Bt you have to remeber that it'd the chrostmans season.

The doctor who performed the surgery on my looked to be about 12 years old. She comea walimg in like she own s the place. four hours later I'm freezint my as off.
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Old December 13th, 2012, 05:27 AM   #2361
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My Nicky wife has made a chickien pie for dinner, which has been cooking for four fucking hours. Bt you have to remeber that it'd the chrostmans season.

The doctor who performed the surgery on my looked to be about 12 years old. She comea walimg in like she own s the place. four hours later I'm freezint my as off.
That hydrocodone is some good shit....
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Old December 13th, 2012, 06:10 AM   #2362
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That hydrocodone is some good shit....
Goes pretty good with a coupla beers, too, evidently.
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Old December 13th, 2012, 03:08 PM   #2363
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She gave me a lot. I'm going to save most of them.
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Old December 16th, 2012, 11:55 AM   #2364
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Have you noticed how many things "Start in Earnest"

Must be one hell of a place that Earnest
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Old December 25th, 2012, 08:27 PM   #2365
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I roasted a duck for Christmas dinner, and it came out perfect.
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Old December 26th, 2012, 06:56 AM   #2366
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Am looking forward to hearing Mike DiRubbo's group Friday night via Small's live feed.
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Old December 26th, 2012, 12:24 PM   #2367
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She gave me a lot. I'm going to save most of them.
Damn. I ended up in the emergency room a couple of weeks ago with a leg injury and all the young intern would give me was a prescription for 600 mg ibuprofen and a pair of crutches. Talk about insult upon injury... But then again, that bottle of Johnnie Walker Black took care of some pain...
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Old December 26th, 2012, 02:35 PM   #2368
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Damn. I ended up in the emergency room a couple of weeks ago with a leg injury and all the young intern would give me was a prescription for 600 mg ibuprofen and a pair of crutches. Talk about insult upon injury... But then again, that bottle of Johnnie Walker Black took care of some pain...
I bet you felt like hitting the intern over the head with a crutch and saying "My leg hurts more than ibuprofen, how about some good stuff?"
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:04 PM   #2369
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I wonder where our friend duaneiac has gone to. Hope you are okay and that you'll be back.
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'Ridiculousness' seems a tough word to spell.
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